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BUD:
Why does this sort of thing always seem to happen to this sort of lawyer?
I did like the fact that the feds have seized Lawson's boat (because what better way to spend your hard-earned money in Cincinnati, than on a 37 foot boat to cruise the scenic beaches and pristine waters of the Ohio River?). The boat actually looked decent, although it doesn't appear that the proceeds will make much of a dent in his tax bill.
It got me thinking about what I should name my boat. I've got to tell you that it is surprisingly difficult to come up with a cheesy and clever play on words. The best I've been able to come up with for a lawyer's boat would be the "Sue-nami." Not great. Please help.
posted by UCLaw98 @ 12:13 PM
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2 Comments:
I agree. It seems like an awful lot of work to collect less than 10% of the tax bill due.
In his defense, I can tell you that it is a royally difficult thing to accurately budget for tax days. We just found out that we somehow "made" 0.5% more in 2005 gross revenue than our preliminary numbers showed; the federal tax bill on that 0.5% alone works out to about $50,000.
As for boat names, the best I have (limited to a PT attorney): "Sloop and fall".
Obviously that should be a PI attorney.
-Moose
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