Monday, March 26, 2007

I Kicked Kevin Costner's Ass


I'm not sure how thoughts make it into rem sleep, but last night I kicked the Kevin Costner's ass - the Tin Cup version. That was probably my last Costner film.

In the dream, I was drunk at the time and Kevin was putting the moves on Susie. Yep, Susie and Kevin Costner cozy in a bar's corner booth. I'm not sure exactly why I was angered - Susie and I were not an item in the dream - and I sobered up later in the dream to regret the joy I felt in bloodying Kevin Costner.

(Note: After I woke up, I tried to transform Kevin into Tom Brady, but it was clearly Costner).

The Bible tells me not to get drunk. So perhaps it was god speaking to me yesterday after two classes of really good wine.

Or, perhaps the 6-week countdown to baby #3 is giving me the baby blues. I doubt that, though, because if that were the case my dream probably would've centered around me at Woody's in my tighty-whities.

Perhaps I can get some monday morning psycho-quarterbacking on my affliction.


At Monday, March 26, 2007 1:05:00 PM, Blogger Hammond Law Group LLC said...

Absolutely fascinating.

At Monday, March 26, 2007 2:44:00 PM, Blogger Ewald said...

Thanks for the disturbing images. It sounds like a Cal Ripken dream. Although the Cal Ripken, Kevin Costner story is much funnier.

At Tuesday, March 27, 2007 1:32:00 PM, Anonymous Todd said...

I think this dream is all about Opening Day. Though it features Kevin Costner from Tin Cup, Costner is known for baseball movies (Love of the Game, Bull Durham, Field of Dreams) and so that's the allusion to baseball. Susie represents suppressed feelings towards Moose. So I think this dream is telling you to drink a lot on Opening Day and make a move on Moose.

At Tuesday, March 27, 2007 10:12:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do too.


At Wednesday, March 28, 2007 9:07:00 PM, Blogger Montyesq said...

You are definitely on to something, Todd. Moose, wear your best lip gloss Monday


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